About us

This page was last updated: 11 September 2017

Shit Roleplayers Say as a name should be self-explanatory. The blog contains funny (we think) quotes from our weekly roleplaying sessions. Sometimes the quotes are very internal, sometimes they're a bit crude, or dark, or both. Most of the time, they're batshit insane, but we're having fun.

To write down quotes from the session is a great way for us to keep track of what we've done in the different sessions, so we can look back at them and remember them fondly years later.

New content is added every week, as long as we've actually had a session. If we haven't, and don't have a backup post prepared ... then we don't have new content.

Contact details

Meh. If you want to get in touch, leave us a comment here on the blog, or a message on Facebook, Tumblr or Google+ because the blogkeeper is rubbish at answering emails anyway.

Who are we?

It differs, as it happens. This blog started when we were a regular group of six. The group was reconfigured a few times before we went and did other things for a bit, and then we got the original group of three back together (way before the blog started), and built from there, so that now, we're a group of six five again. That's not counting the occasions where we've been in different groups altogether at ChimeraCons or played at someone's home.

The regular players list look like this, by order of group joinage:

Current Regulars

The Drug-dealing Child

  • Call of Cthulhu: Harold "Boaty" Boatman
  • Changeling: Jack Tremayne
  • Deadlands: GM
  • Deadlands - Hell on Earth: GM
  • Deadlands Noir: GM
  • Deathwatch: Calcion Imperitus
  • Delta Green: Tiger Mulligan
  • Dungeons & Dragons 5: GM, Aial
  • Godbound: Denethor
  • Hunter: Trevor Simmons
  • Jurisfiction: Arthur Hastings, Long John Silver, Oedipus
  • Rifts: Gorbash the Dragon
  • Rogue Trader: Nemiel
  • Shadowrun 4: Mr G
  • Shadowrun 5: Nice Guy Teddy
  • Star Wars: Karl "Doc" Smythe-Williams
  • Victoriana: Cedric Ignatius Dashwood

The Good Cath'lic Healer

  • Call of Cthulhu: Abigail Duckworth
  • Changeling: Flora
  • Deadlands: Mary Murphy, "Big" Joe Murphy
  • Deadlands - Hell on Earth: Maggie Murphy
  • Deadlands Noir: Penny Murphy/Molly Malone
  • Deathwatch: Regaine
  • Delta Green: Sarah Cully
  • Dungeons & Dragons 5: Hematite Frostbeard, GM
  • Godbound: Gunda
  • Hunter: Matilda "Tilly" Churchill
  • Jurisfiction: GM, Polly
  • Rifts: Jayson Oakwood
  • Rogue Trader: Rusty
  • Shadowrun 4+5: Druguntha
  • Star Wars: Nole Gerran
  • Victoriana: GM

The Voice of (T)Reason

  • Call of Cthulhu: GM
  • Changeling: Alysiana
  • Deadlands: Samuel "Sam" Harrison, Jackie Wells
  • Deadlands - Hell on Earth: Jack Burton
  • Deathwatch: Viturus Madaka
  • Delta Green: James McAffe
  • Dungeons & Dragons 5: Tan Elin, Kyla Therian
  • Godbound: GM
  • Hunter: GM
  • Jurisfiction: Hari Seldon, Louis Gridley Wu
  • Rifts: Booker Dayes
  • Rogue Trader: Orlandis of House Dravonica
  • Shadowrun 4: WillNeaton95
  • Star Wars: 3N-G1
  • Victoriana: Robert "Bob" Affette

The Proper Northerner

  • Deadlands - Hell on Earth: Vincent Gordon
  • Deadlands Noir: James Sutcliffe
  • Delta Green: Robert E Bones
  • Dungeons & Dragons 5: Malinda Hornraven, Schnicktick of the Crystal Fist
  • Godbound: Elani
  • Hunter: Eddie Smith
  • Jurisfiction: Carmilla
  • Rifts: GM
  • Rogue Trader: Fulgentius Sophus
  • Shadowrun 5: Ugrub Carter
  • Star Wars: Konvoru

Former Regulars

Brian Blessed

  • Deadlands - Hell on Earth: Duke Carpenter, Rufus Sterling
  • Dungeons & Dragons 5: Rhogar Shieldbiter, Theren Siannodel, Lo-Kag Skywatcher Katho-Olavi
  • Hunter: Alex Boardman
  • Jurisfiction: Outlander
  • Rifts: Ulmolf, Elyssia
  • Rogue Trader: GM
  • Star Wars: Rhan "Sarge" Korne


  • Deadlands - Hell on Earth: Elliot Harrison
  • Rifts: Donna Freeland

The Doctor

  • Jurisfiction: Michael Carpenter
  • Rifts: Alistair, Jeremiah/Jerry
  • Rogue Trader: Lucius of House Brabazon
  • Star Wars: GM

The Alcoholic Dynamitard

  • Changeling: GM
  • Deadlands: "Lucky" Reynard Hackling
  • Deadlands Noir: Napoleon "Nape" Hatch
  • Deathwatch: Gyos Nemr
  • Delta Green: GM 
  • Dungeons & Dragons 5: Karak-Dag
  • Hunter: Zolistagol Bagridan
  • Jurisfiction: Abraham van Helsing
  • Rifts: Michael Baradhi
  • Shadowrun 5: GM

The Character Actor

  • Call of Cthulhu: Hubert "the Deadly Hummingbird" Smythe
  • Changeling: Finn
  • Deadlands: Abel "Gunney" Gunderson, Scraps the dog
  • Deathwatch: GM
  • Eclipse Phase: GM
  • Jurisfiction: Frankenstein's Monster
  • Mutants & Masterminds: GM
  • Shadowrun 4: JDog
  • Victoriana: Unlike

The Reverend Facepalmer

  • Call of Cthulhu: Michael Brown
  • Changeling: Set an Cúlán
  • Deadlands: "Slick" Jim Swift, Mordecai Smyte
  • Deathwatch: Drem'Tu
  • Shadowrun 4: GM

The Temporary One

  • Hunter: Thomas "Tommy" Crane
  • Rifts: Drake
  • Shadowrun 5: Phage

The quotes are fastiduously noted down by the Blogkeeper. You might recognise me as the Good Cath'lic Healer.