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Cutting off the GM like a right son of a lich

It looks short, and ... to be fair, we got going pretty late, as we were munching on barbecued stuff before the session, and I was more or less knocked out due to it being pollen season, so that didn't help.

We finally came face to face with the guy who had impersonated Denethor. Denethor punched him in the face, which was very appropriate, especially since the guy had the audacity to say that Denethor stole his face first. Like ... wut?

He turned out to be Sir Renard Thorben, an exiled red wizard of Thay. (Cue Elani getting her claws out.) He made night fall and we almost killed Lord Blackstaff (there was some more shapeshifting shenanigans going on there), but the wizard got away and we had someone tend to Blackstaff's wounds and then visited his pocket dimension mansion, where he's keeping the last remaining member of the Cormyr royal family safe.

Courtesy of Monday 25 June 2018's Godbound session.

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“Salt for Peter is no good.”
“It’s an explosive combination.”

GM: “You need to make a—”
Player: “‘Holy crap I have an evil twin’ roll?”

NPC: “He was dead a century ago.”
Player: “Not dead enough!”

“I used to be a normal adventurer.”
“Until you took an arrow to the knee?”
“No. Until I took a shard to the groin.”

GM: “The orc horde are—”
Player: “A bunch of bastards?”
GM: “That’s one way of putting it.”

“I have a long list of people I hate.”
“You could turn it into a book. Of grudges.”

To be continued!