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Mutually beneficial non-extinction

Denethor made himself "Denethor's Floating Wagon" and came to join us. In the underground vault place, Elani (mistakenly called "Elindra" in last week's post, which has now been fixed - but which I realised during this session and pointed out - and then we kept calling her by the wrong name!) made a garden of plants that could feed people and other ones that could sort of concentrate levels of dust. Gunda went a bit Sermon on the Mound about Auriga, who may or may not also want to bless cheesemakers.

Yeenogh and Umberlee had a party, complete with a beer dragon - that's a dragon which has a beer breath. A must-have at all parties!

In the end we gathered us all on Denethor's Floating Wagon, extended to fit six people, and headed south to speak to the dragon people. Elani impressed them by transforming into a silvery dragon, because these dragons don't have metallic colours. They have been working on a teleport spell to get all of the dragon people in their city safely to a suitable planet nearby, however, they're now willing to help us as well.

Courtesy of Monday 11 March 2019's Godbound session.

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GM: “I’m not an evil GM.”
Player: “Yes, you are.”

Player: “So I didn’t get an extra Dominion?”
GM: “No, I’m not that nice.”

Player: “I talk up Auriga all I can.”
GM: “You get stuck there for a day.”

Elani: “I pushed life away from the forest so they couldn’t feed. They don’t deserve feeding.”

“Technically both Elani and Elindra are murderers. – No. We do what has to be done.”

“They can believe whatever they want.”
“And later, we’ll show them Star Wars.”

“This is the second time the GM’s mentioned this, it’s probably significant.”

“I can almost call Elani the god of edutainment at this rate.”

Yeenogh: “Beer maids, though …”
Elani: “Beer maids?”
Yeenogh: “Maids made out of beer …”
Elani: “What’s wrong with beer kegs?”

Elani: “I’m Elindra.”
GM: “Don’t you mean Elani?”

“We come in peace, hoping not to leave in pieces.”

Elani: “Magicians, the same on all worlds.”

Elani: “The undead are things that should not be.”
Denethor: “Elani’s very pro-life.”

Dragon: “Wizards are not foul, they are quite tasty.”
Elani: “I like you.”

“Blue and silver dragons are lightning. I think bronze might be lightning too.”
“Did someone run out of ideas?”

Dragon: “You shall be known as Elani the Silver Dragon.”
Player 1: “At least it’s easy to remember.”
Player 2: “I’m still writing it down just in case!”

Dragon: “… And we will not eat your friends.”
Player: “Thanks?”

Denethor: “The reason we’re more down to earth …”
Elani: “I’m flying.”

“How can we capture a high-ranking Uncreated and make it talk?”
“And not die in the process?”

To be continued!