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Like Jesus but with a feminine touch

While Denethor worked on sealing the hole back up, we (well, mostly Elani) talked to the moth man, the Child of Auriga, who thought it would be a great idea for there to be more of its kind. So Elani got to work and spawned about a thousand of them.

We even had time to go on a few tangents, which has been a while. One was which dragon breath would be most useful, another which Marvel or DC superheroes we best represented. Gunda liked being a Thor/Wonder Woman cross.

Aaaand then we went back to Auriga to say hey, we got rid of the Rotting Court, and ... she was different. She was much stronger, but her memories were very different. What did we mean her not being able to separate herself from the World Engine? That wasn't a problem. She also didn't remember a bunch of other stuff, and Yeenogh freaked out when meeting her because there was so many people there who also ... weren't there. It seems Auriga has a bad case of split personalities going on, and one of them is a kid called Hedwig the Winter General.

Apparently the Court of the Sign of Madness is also in the house!

This isn't a good thing.

Courtesy of Monday 25 March 2019's Godbound session.

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“I don’t understand ... There are Swedish people who don’t like Julmust?”
“Yes, a few. They’re broken, clearly.”

“Acid breath is more useful. You can’t poison a wall.”

GM: “So, after we’ve had a mechanic discussion for the past 15 minutes …”

“You can’t agree with that.”
“I COULD, but it would be too long an argument.”

“Some kind of resurrection.”
“That’s some kind of Jesus shit right there.”
“I AM Jesus shit. But with a feminine touch.”

Alia the Moth Man: “The name of our race is Alia.”
Player: “That will never be confusing.”

“It’s not that hard to drive a fucking car!”
“Well, it is a BIT.”

GM: “This one has blue markings instead of red.”
Player 1: “It’s a science officer!”
Player 2: “Colour-coded for our convenience!”

Player: “I’m not keen on them.”
GM: “You were loving them earlier!”

“Unlike rift dragons, you’re not racist.”
“Yet. (pause) YET.”

To be continued!