Courtesy of Sunday 8 January 2017's Mutants & Masterminds adventure at Odin's Table.
“He accidentally sold his soul to save everyone.”
“On purpose!”
GM: “I’m trying to follow my own plot. It’s really difficult.”
GM: “The plot is gonna need a flowchart.”
Player 1: “Of course it will, it’s one of your games.”
Player 2: “Is everyone confused? - Yes. - Proceed.”
“How do you know if it’s a war?”
“A man in a big hat decides it.”
“We could just blow him up.”
“How very Irish of you.”
“K’s applauding you! Feel bad!”
“So we either go to the war zone to see a creepy old woman, or we go to the war zone. Let’s go see the creepy old woman.”
“He’s the greatest wizard of this generation. And quite a few generations before that.”
“You’re talking about reservations.”
“I’m sure I have some of those right now.”
“Guys, stop making me want to run Changeling: The Lost.”
GM: “Gain two Hero points.”
Player: “You’re about to get railroaded.”
NPC: “My name is Florence.”
Player 1: “Called it!”
Player 2: “Was the neon signposting not enough?”
GM: “I like using real historical characters. It’s the Crimean war. So ...”
“Are we considering interrogating a bear?”
“Second time in this campaign ...”
Baba Yaga: “...Or instead of exacting my usual price ...”
Player 1: “Tell me how good you thought my poem was.”
Player 2: “Yes! Let’s Vogon this shit up!”
“The 1970s ...?”
“You said that like it’s an alien planet.”
“Can I still be a grumpy racist?”
To be continued!
