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From Splugorth with love

We got inside the flying fortress, somehow, and tried working the computer terminals to figure out where in this massive construction we were supposed to be headed in order to place the bombs ... and then we struggled a little to actually open the doors to where we were going.

We did decide that we were basically season four of Babylon 5, the plan being to have a big finale of the series, trying to cram everything in ... and then we find out last minute we got renewed after all and so then have to make up season five. Well, that's provided we actually survive this thing, because let's face it, the odds are not in our favour here.

Courtesy of Monday 9 December 2019's Rifts roleplaying session.


“I see that finger! And you call yourself a paladin. Oh wait, you don’t.”

“This doesn’t seem like a good plan.”

Jayson: “Don’t worry, my Demolitions skill will improve when we level.”
Player 1: “We’ll be levelled, more like.”
Player 2: “Nothing I hear fills me with confidence.”

GM: “It should be fine, unless you plan on going Mach 1 into the ground. Not recommended, by the way.”

GM: “The comparison with the Death Star isn’t too far off, but nowhere in the book does it mention an exhaust port as a weak spot.”
Player: “Why? Don’t they know nerds play this?”

GM: “Roll well.”
Player: “001!”

(how to blend in)
“What we need here is a clipboard …”

(to Gorbash) “Can you make us immune to a bomb while we set off the bomb?”

“I just want to point out that this is the fourth Booker plan that is working!”

“No one gets excited by a Bounty.”
“Depends on if there’s a mutiny.”

To be continued!