There was a zombie down there. A meatshield nearly died. It was the best day ever!
Courtesy of Wednesday 19 December 2012's Delta Green adventure at Chimera.
“There’s nothing like geek rage.”
GM: “What have you done to my campaign this time?!”
“Maths! MATHS! My Kryptonite!”
“Hey babe. Want a Pacific rim?”
“Smells like coconut.”
“If you watch it over a weekend drinking vodka, it will start to make sense by the end of the second bottle.”
“There’s a computer game of Iron Sky now.”
“Why are we not playing that RIGHT NOW?”
“I do my Medicine with a shotgun now. You wanted open-heart surgery, right?”
Mulligan (to a hospital NPC): “How long do you keep the CCTV footage? Weekly or Daily?”
GM: “…Make me a Luck roll!”
GM: “That one’s a bit kooky as well. I think I’m going to start calling you that.”
Player: “‘Kooky’ Mulligan?”
“Actually, we can just ask the woman there to find us the stuff we’re looking for.”
GM: “They go around turning lights on.”
Player: “What? They’re not going around with just the flashlights?!”
GM: “It’s not very X-Filesy, I know.”
“It’s a different producer for this season. They wanted a more sensible approach.”
“But that’s not very cinematic.”
NPC: “It’s very dingy down there.”
Mulligan: “Have you got a flashlight?”
NPC: “Nah, I turned the lights on.”
Mulligan: “I don’t care if the light is on. The flashlight’s out with the gun. That’s how we roll.”
Cully: “Is this where we roll Sanity?”
“It won’t be a really hard punch. More like a slap equivalent.”
GM: “The name Kooky will be muttered around the station for eons.”
GM: “It looks like his drawers need changing, basically.”
GM: “The chest freezer’s full of blood and gore.”
Player: “Where’s Mayham?”
Next time, we hope to get back-up from General Silver, who was sadly missing from this session.
