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YOU get a girlfriend, YOU get a girlfriend, EVERYONE gets a girlfriend!

Booker and Jayson ventured into Solomon, a town with a big Aztec pyramid. They forgot to relay this information to Gorbash, who was mightily surprised when he finally joined them.

There was a group of mercs in town. Bad people. We considered using them as meat shields for a while, and then ended up by recruiting one of their Juicers. The lady in question was heavily flirting with Gorbash, so it seems now the whole party have someone to have some heterosexytimes with when we're not busy trying to save the world and whatnot.

Investigating the pyramid, because it's OBVIOUSLY a CLUE in the finding of the Key of Solomon, we found a door. Inside the pyramid was a Cyber-knight who had been missing for the past couple of years. Perhaps he knows something.

Courtesy of Monday 26 February 2018's Rifts roleplaying session.


“How did Jayson know? It’s like he’s psychic! Oh, wait …”

“This new talent of mine is a bit creepy.”

GM: “You’re aware that you’re the good guys, right? And the Coalition State are the bad?”

“I’ll see if he knows anything, because I’m charming. And that’s me.”

NPC: “Heading north? Decided to do a suicide run, did you?”

GM: “He’ll throw the table, as if a table would stop MDC grenades.”

(Gorbash finally enters the town and discovers a big Aztec style pyramid that both Booker and Jayson had completely failed to mention was there)
Gorbash: “When I asked if you’d found out anything about the Key of Solomon, THAT is probably a clue!”

Gorbash: “If your employers are all dead, are you free from your contract? I’ve learned about contracts from Booker.”
Booker: “And you’ve listened! Aww, I’m so proud of you!”

“Having another group to fight the Xiticix and die in our place sounds like a great plan.”

“Can you disable her if need be?”
“I can kill her.”
“That’ll do.”

“How frowned upon is it to rip someone apart during sex?”

Booker: “It’s a blank check for $4 million.”
Gorbash: “Nobody takes my bath.”

“EVERYONE has a girlfriend!”

“Who would have thought Acting would be a useful skill in a Rifts game?”
“Anyone who’s seen Team America: World Police.”

GM: “It’s an unassuming pyramid. People tend to gloss over it.”
Player: “I glossed over it.”

“And you?”
“I’m just decorative.”

“I was going to ask ‘do you want me to touch the artefact to find out how to use it?’ But now that we know it’s a woman, that doesn’t sound quite right.”

To be continued!