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Jeremy Corbyn sends a Tesla into space

Our GM said this session would be a quick way of deciding what we've done in the six or so months which have passed in-game since our last Godbound adventure. By "quick" we obviously meant to take the whole time only progressing through the first three months, because hey, that's us.

In those three months we managed to visit another town. It was on fire, so we put it out. Or, well, Denethor did, and he put up a building in his own honour and everything.

Elani made friends with a pack of hyenas ... which turned into an awful lot of hyenas, and there was a gnoll and a demon lord called Yeenoghu and demon lords aren't a good thing. They were sent packing.

Gunda is still struggling with being seen as divine, because as far as she's concerned, she's a follower of Tempus, and so should others be. She's the Jesus to Tempus's Jehova, if you will. After some clerical advice, she decided organising a tourney in Tempus's honour would be a thing to do.

Courtesy of Monday 21 May 2018's Godbound session.

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GM: “I was going to say you wouldn’t need chips this session and then I remembered it’s you guys.”

Player: “I’ll do it so everyone can see. We’ve learned flamboyance.”
GM: “You put out the fire flamboyantly.”

“This is the man _I_ need. Why did YOU get him?!”

“In the grand scheme of things, Tempus is God and Gunda is Jesus. He’s the main man. Yeah, that works. Gunda is Jesus.”

“Do you have any books on the breeding cycles of gnolls? – I might phrase that differently.”

“This is our version of sending a Tesla into space.”

Elani: “Hello? Ksssh! This is Silver Dragon, ksssh!”
NPC: “Why are you making that noise after every sentence?”
Elani: “I don’t know. It felt appropriate.”

“You’ll be remembered by the demon lord. That means you’ll die last.”

“Rebuilding the town, feeding the poor.”
“Who d’you think you are? Jeremy Corbyn?”

To be continued!