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All in all you're just another dwarf in the door

Another dwarf lady showed up on our doorstep only to murder herself. This time Murmei was present and could do a live translation. Not that it really helped, because she was having a go at Valgai for not having left yet and reiterated that the old Symbaroum king is after him.

Meanwhile, the future Mrs Murmei has been found to potentially be an assassin. Her last two tutors have gone missing, never to be seen or heard from again. Her lovesick would-be future husband was undeterred - he just thought it made her sound really cool.

And that's when a couple of bodies were found in the street, and things took a turn from there. Especially as a third one was later found as well ...

Courtesy of Monday 19 August 2019's Symbaroum session.

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“There’s a suit with [Player] in it. It’s not natural.”

“Why would you want to learn from your mistakes? That’s not how the world works.”

“Mooks are mookable! You mook them and move on!”

“So she killed Voldemort and Snape?”
“She’s Voldemort! Run!”

“How do you feel about a new occupation … as horcrux?”

Player: “Seems … odd.”
GM: “The GM doesn’t think so.”

Player: “Shocking allegations they’re making up!”
GM: “They ARE making it up, actually.”

GM: “In storms a female dwarf.”
Player: “Not another one!”

“They died once, so … they got better.”

“Why does she kill herself at the end?”
“It’s the period at the end of the sentence.”

“She should go adventuring with us … and go missing.”

Valgai: “… So we can eliminate her.”
Elindra: “That doesn’t mean what you think it means.”
Valgai: “So we can take her off the list.”
Elindra: “Careful, phrasing!”
Valgai: “As a suspect, not a victim!”

Valgai: “I maybe be an old, paranoid man …”
Murmei: “Yes.”

Player 1 (to GM): “So you really think we’ll get to Davokar next week?”
Player 2: “No.”

To be continued!