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One of the plans includes getting laid

Ah, so this is the session in which the big boar (aboar?) was spoken to and was treated to having the spear stuck in its side removed.

Some guy hired 40 workers to try and dig something out from below the hill. This isn't good. We need to get claim owners away from the hill, because the thing inside it should NOT be let out!

We fought a fire wizard, Sikander. We took him down because Elindra and Deadorna almost died, and neither of those dying was part of our plan.

Oh yeah, and one of the plans included Valgai seducing someone. Valgai didn't go for this plan.


Courtesy of Wednesday 12 August 2020's Symbaroum session.

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“Whenever the GM says ‘do you want to spend XP’ all I hear is ‘you’re gonna die tonight’.”

“If someone dies of natural causes, does it count toward awakening the Hunter?”

“Maybe it’s just a loot lady of the night?”
“That’s just another term for whore!”

“I believe a loot escort is just a caravan guard?”

“I love that they have better working conditions than people in this country do.”

“Oooh that’s cheeky as hell.”
“I was planning on being an arsehole.”

“How do we make people not dig here?”
“Mindwhammy! … Wrong game.”

Valgai: “I keep my hands away from my weapons.”
Deadorna: “My hands ARE my weapons.”

“In my plan you got laid, though.”

“So Murmei technically gave birth, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger.”

“You need to kill the thing, or it will kill me!”

To be continued!