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I love your lack of self-confidence

The gang (sans Elindra) go to see Nightpitch. They leave a message then get to meet him in person, to discuss the recent events. Valgai then speaks to Yagaba, the chief witch. Always good to speak to people.

Elindra also speaks to someone, but my notes literally only say "someone", so whatcha gonna do?

We decide the Templars need murdering, because of course they do. It's like a thing, right? Can we burn down the Winged Ladle Inn and plant a heretical book there? And some fake bronze tablets? Because that would work out pretty well, or so we think.

Valgai also gets to torture a cultist, so everyone got to have some fun. Especially as it was suggested Elindra pretends to be a hooker, but her hooker talk was along the lines of calling people "dearie" so she sounded more like a grandma than the 17-year-old she actually is. It was weird.

Courtesy of Wednesday 16+30 December 2020's Symbaroum session.

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“I’ll be upset if you kill my brother. I mean I’ll get over it, but I’ll be upset.”

“So half the party are the good guys. They’re also the ones most likely to murder people, but don’t let that fool you.”

Murmei: “Murder them? Is that your answer to everything, sis? To murder them?”
Deadorna: “Well, they did try to murder you first.”
Murmei: “… Actually, that is a good point.”

“There’s now a self-aware spiderweb in my house?”

GM: “That would normally not get you through the door, but—”
Player: “We’re cute and adorable little adventurers?”

“So we all need papers to say we’re free to go and murder people?”

Valgai: “Elindra, how do you feel about assassinating Templars?”

Elindra: (describes dressing up to look like a buxom, red-haired whore)
Player: “Are you turning into Jessica Rabbit?”

GM (to Valgai): “The GM needs to know: are you having a cold shower before?”

Deadorna (to Elindra): “You have the body of a tipsy slut and the talk of a horny grandmother.”

“I love your lack of self-confidence.”

“I’m gonna stab her like a person breaking Tier 4 rules.”

“Eat him last. Okay.”

To be continued!