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Being unkempt is not a death sentence

Lockdown adventures in Faerûn continues. We're now friends (or at least allies) with Lolth, because we all need more spiders in our pantheons and lives.

Brrrr.

Courtesy of Monday 6/13/20 April 2020's Godbound session.

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“You can tell what kind of person he is by the size of that codpiece.”
“You should see Elani’s codpiece!”
“What does Elani have to compensate for? She’s a lady!”

Elani: “Is being unshaven a killable reason?”
Denethor: “No.”

“Damnit, I can’t eat him.”

Elani: “I’m still looking at maybe eating him.”
Gunda: “I’m starting to feel like I’ll let you.”

“You didn’t USE to eat people. You’re a dragon, you don’t HAVE to eat people. You could be a vegetarian dragon.”

“He seems very sane for an insane god.”

“Horcrux?”
“In this setting we call it a phylactery.”

Player 1: “Am I speaking to Silvanus?”
GM: “You are speaking to Silvanus.”
Player 2: “You can tell by the aloof arsehole voice on the other end.”

To be continued!