Courtesy of Wednesday 20 May 2020's Rifts roleplaying session.
“Am I supposed to be helping here?”
“I thought his name was Hey Old Guy.”
“I was going to call him Magic Dude, but sure.”
“Let’s call the wizard Tim.”
“He’s carrying a gunblade.”
“So, basically a gun with a bayonet?”
“No, it’s a gun with a 2.5 foot blade on the end of it.”
“Soooo … definitely bayonet-y.”
Player 1: “It sounds like you’re getting us into an ambush.”
GM: “Would I ever?”
Player 2: “Maybe a little?”
Maria: “So I’m a professional girlfriend and magic battery.”
Booker: “Can you give me ONE silver lining, Gorbash?!”
Gorbash: “No.”
“The dice gods are with us this evening. Thank you.”
Player: “Do any of you carry any explosives?”
GM: “Oh no, not another plan involving explosives!”
“We’re not turning all that stone into flesh! Turn that plan away!”
“Does she need all her limbs?”
“She’s a god, she can re-grow them, right?”
“I like how you’re trying to pass the buck here, but it’s clear it’s not gonna fly.”
“I can’t believe we waited the whole session to come up with a Juicer plan!”
GM: “If you hadn’t figured it out, it’s going to be a battle session next week.”
Player (sarcastically): “Nooooo.”
To be continued!