We connected to Faerûn's world engine so that was finally stabilised and fixed and thus because proper gods, and in the end managed to convince Mystra to give us a chance to show that we're fixing things so there's really no need to unleash an apocalypse after all. We did good. Praise be to us!
Courtesy of Monday 26 May + 1/8/15/22 June 2020's Godbound session. Technically also 18 May, but all we really did that session was to level up and have a massive battle, so we weren't particularly amusing.
Viconia: “I hop, skip and jump through the portal.”
Alwin: “I do not. I walk through in a dignified way, for I am a knight.”
Viconia: “Hop, skip and jump is the dignified way to walk through portals.”
GM: (describes gaudy, red tower)
Player: “At least we know the Red Wizards don’t have taste.”
“Yeah but your ship survived.”
“Does that make it a draco-Sith? Hashtag you’re welcome.”
GM: “Welcome to Godbound: The End Times.”
Player: “Dun-dun-DUUUN.”
GM: “Well, it depends on how the next five minutes go.”
GM: “The ship is not a carriable item and it’s not a companion.”
Player 1: “Oh, you wrote it down. I was waiting for you to say something.”
GM: “Yes, I wrote it down in the chat.”
Player 2: “But by writing it down, it makes it so much simpler.”
Elani: “I have to think about how to escalate the situation.”
Player 1: “Don’t you mean de-escalate?”
Player 2: “I don’t think she does.”
Denethor: “… OR YOU WILL BE SMITED.”
Player: “Smote? Smitten?”
GM: “Smite thee?”
Elani: “I’m not a fake dragon!!! I BITE Denethor!”
GM: “He’s likely to lose within a round or two and is possibly dead.”
Player: “Cool.”
GM: “How big’s a football field?”
Player: “Are you really asking NERDS how big a football field is?”
The End ... for now.
(I do apologise for having a shit memory and not writing enough stuff down to remember things after they happened. I aim to improve this by the next game we play, which on Mondays going forward will be Deadlands: Lost Colony, which we've not played before.)
