So, in order to impress our new player we all rolled exceedingly poorly, but somehow still managed to take down the group of vampires we managed to antagonise last week.
On the plus side, we're now definitely in Mexico, but the tequila hasn't yet started flowing.
We found vampires using mech suits, though, so that was kind of ... a thing.
Courtesy of Wednesday 13 May 2020's Rifts roleplaying session.
“If my time was limited, I’d want to bang a dragon and hang around with superheroes too.”
(everyone rolls poorly)
GM: “These rolls are fantastic, by the way. I might kill all of you!”
(everyone still rolls poorly)
GM: “Sorry, I shouldn’t be laughing … but I AM laughing.”
Player 1: (shows photo of being incapussitated)
Player 2: “I’m trying to see what tee you’re wearing...”
Player 3: “Cat. There is no Tee, only cat.”
“I’m hearing a lot of YOU problems, not a lot of ME problems.”
“So her reaction to trauma is to undress? Got it.”
GM: “It wasn’t a horde, it was only eight vampires!”
“I love the fact someone wrote American and not English, because they’re different things.”
“Once again I’ll go to Google and look for a picture and inevitably end up looking at porn.”
“You can still be freaked the fuck out about it, because I am, out of character.”
To be continued!
