We started raiding assets from a list provided by Jeanine. Enemy assets, you might say. Our protection racket rates are much more agreeable than the ones the Irish were asking for, for instance, and we ended up talking to a Ukrainian guy that was in charge of a distillery that provided pretty good (strong) vodka. Well, they can provide pretty good (strong) vodka for us now. Also, for all his talk of his wife or girlfriend or whatever, the Ukrainian also has someone on the side. Jeanine told us so, because he was the guy in the couple she and Frankie had snacked on in a previous session. This is not at all suspicious.
At the end of it all, some creative door-smashing and dramatic entrances later, and it was time to go to bed again, there was a pearl-handled knife stuck into Frankie's bed frame at Val's, courtesy of Jeanine. Whom he had earlier asked to please enough with the games already, they're growing tiresome. Is this ... like ... some kind of truce? Or is his sire basically just shit-stirring for teh lulz?
Courtesy of Saturday 6 June 2020's Vampire: The Masquerade session.
“We’re only murderous because none of us died.”
GM: “And by that we’ll switch to Frankie, because Val’s gone to get himself a drink.”
GM: “You wake up in pain.”
Player: “In pain?! Yeah, no fucking wonder!”
Marco: “I went and got you something.”
Player 1: “I frickin’ hope it’s not a gerbil or a sewer rat.”
Player 2: “No gerbil violence!”
GM: “It’s a bunch of piglets.”
Player: “It’s as close to bacon you’re gonna get!”
“So, I’m doing tragic romance and you guys are doing slapstick comedy?!”
(Val’s presented with a cage of budgerigars as a snack)
Val: “Was there a sale on at the pet shop, Marco?”
Marco: “One of my cousins owns a pet shop, boss. It’s a front.”
“No, you are not ghouling all of the Irish!”
“OMG, we even have Leonardo DiCaprio. We should totally do this film.”
“Who are you calling a dysfunctional family?!”
“YOUR MUM.”
Lottie: “I might stick with Corgi … or taxi driver.”
“I don’t like that you’re now ahead in the gift stakes.”
“Slut or not, nobody wants to hang out with a guy called Hairy Phil.”
Ukrainian: “Sure, I will take relationship advice from person pointing gun in my face.”
GM: “I’m not saying there’s something going on ... but there’s something going on.”
“I’m so sorry my booty call is causing sunburn!”
“It has a pearl handle, that’s pretty much jewellery for men.”
To be continued!
