Showing posts from 2014

You're not rolling particularly high, are you?

One die-roll at a time, we will kill everyone in the room

If you haven't got the XP, it's not dead

Bacon-flavoured breakfast ale needs to be a thing

The appropriate barbecuing of goblin chefs

Adventurers are the worst kind of people

Obituary: Rhogar Shieldbiter

Do orcs need toes?

Can I buy that die off you and chuck it away?

How much XP do we get for rolling 0 on initiative?

Door Murderer - Scourge of the Side Quests!

Follow that hovercraft!

We’ll cut the narrative off at the pass and leg it

Why are we cooking the goblin?

You can't buy beer with frog ornaments

What does a critical hit do these days?

Does a person count as a flammable object?

Can you abuse the system?

Offhanded guess becomes true!


We're never going to finish this adventure

Find the storekeeper, save the world

Is there anyone you HAVEN'T shot?

You know those innocent bystanders ...

Getting maimed? Not in the mood!

Who doesn't want to roll a bucket of d6?

All good deeds must be given with a minor crime

Didn’t you say we were going to finish tonight?

Introducing Father Christmas with +5 vorpal slay bells

Like the Salvador Dali of monster hunting

The Reincarnation of Axcalibur

You can't make a Heroic Molotov without breaking a few eggs

Do you sell disposable shotguns?


Are you uncomfortable yet?

Objects in the rear-view mirror may explode quicker than you think

Introducing the Duffel Bag of Destruction!

Creating blackmail material like a baws

Levelling up and character generating with explosives

Dragonslayers are GO!

PB&Z sandwich with a side of squishy mage

I think my dice are scared of sidequests

You don’t need armour if they’re dead

The Accidental Homosexual Incident

Beavers and buttheads

Why would we sell our friends to Aslan?

Equal rights for people with no pulse!